Middle-earth's very first, very own zombie hunter! I once met Bilbo Baggins and I dublicated his letter-opener with a Geminio spell. It glows blue when zombies are near.
Should you DCide to follow me on my (un)expected journeys through the lands of the internets you shall MARVEL at my glorious multishipping, multi-fandom tendencies. So buckle up, Legolas! Winter is coming. And I'm still out camping in Beacon Hills' woods.
Also butts.
And boobs.