reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night
that is a really awkward euphemism
oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.
jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.
This horse is not a real horse. it is made up of seventeen tinier horses in a horse costume.
This is not a real horse. it is made up of five regular sized horses that have joined forces to become EquesaTron, Defender of The Plains
Tumblr and Puns
sorry for my bad hand writing
The point I’m trying to drive home, is that draw things the way that best suits you. How-to-books had me all mixed up in my teen years, but then I decided to break the rules and do things my way.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
This just made my brain light up in a good way.