Older piece from forever ago for Slime book. Sad I missed out on the last monster anthology, maybe next time <3 Really enjoy entering themed books.
Candle wax slime <3
Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.
Now look at my knot.
Now back at FSoG. Now back at me.
This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM. I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.
I’m on a horse.
The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.
"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
"What?! Oh, no, that’s a symbol.This is a symbol. For you slicing his throat. It’s a general expression for you killing somebody!" (X)
more interesting alternatives to the typical ~sexy suave evil gentlemen~ vampires:
- vampires who use their shape shifting/magical glamor abilities to explore gender identity/presentation/protect themselves from societal norms that could be harmful or get in their way
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
marvel is like the grandma that always gives you $100 when you ask for ten and fills up your plate with seconds even though you’re full.
and DC is like that one uncle who’s always an asshole but you keep inviting over for dinner hoping that things will be better this time but they never are.
OH MY GOD WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT WARNER BROTHERS IS THE ONE CAUSING THIS, DC IS STILL COMING OUT WITH AMAZING COMICS, THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT COMES OUT IN THEATERS
poor “hey-guys-whoever-draws-harley-quinn-committing-suicide-in-a-sexy-way-wins-a-prize” DC. poor “let’s-fire-our-top-female-writer-for-speaking-out-against-sexualized-violence-in-our-comics-and-replace-her-with-a-renowned-homophobe” DC. poor “we-don’t-publish-comics-for-kids-but-for-middle-aged-white-guys” DC. wow. clearly warner is the problem here. it’s not like there’s a website that lists every atrocity DC has commited on a daily basis. i was so wrong. forgive me, DC. you are innocent. let us absolve you.