feel my sting
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Middle-earth's very first, very own zombie hunter!
I once met Bilbo Baggins and I dublicated his letter-opener with a Geminio spell. It glows blue when zombies are near.

Should you DCide to follow me on my (un)expected journeys through the lands of the internets you shall MARVEL at my glorious multishipping, multi-fandom tendencies. So buckle up, Legolas! Winter is coming. And I'm still out camping in Beacon Hills' woods.
Also butts.
And boobs.

Hi, I'm Cari.
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rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

Oct
8:38am

  
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Nicholas Angel & Danny Butterman [1/8]
"You’re off the fucking chain!"

Oct
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Oct
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Oct
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Oct
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igperish:

I’ve always enjoyed stories about the Devil. It sounds really… I’m not a Satanist! But there’s a reason Paradise Lost was more successful than Paradise Regained. The Devil’s a much more charismatic figure than Jesus." - Daniel Radcliffe, Total Film Magazine

Oct
3:50am

  
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Oct
2:53am

  
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febricant:

septembriseur:

Friends, have you ever asked yourselves: what would happen if I, a humble farmer, grew a pumpkin inside a metal nightmare machine shaped like a man’s head?

Fear not: central Ohio has your answer.

A FARMER squints into the distance, shading his eyes from the harsh Ohio sun. ”Life holds no meaning for me,” the farmer says to the tall, tall grass. 

HIS WIFE approaches, cool evening wind rippling her yellow sundress. “Why Bob, what’s paining you?” She places her delicate, weather-worn hand on his burly, bowing shoulder. “You just ain’t been the same since winnin’ the Most Aggressively Pumpkiny Pumpkin prize at the annual Pumpkin Worship Extravaganza. I feel like you ain’t even here sometimes.”

"Enough, Martha," THE FARMER sighs. "Where can I go from here? Ain’t the only way from the top down? ‘S the law o’gravity. How can we ever hope to reach such heights again?"

MARTHA thinks for a moment, gently running her thumb along the seam of his plaid shirt. “I wish I could help Bob, I swear I do.” She turns her cornflower-blue gaze to the distance, tears glistening, unshed. “I just haven’t your genius. My horrifying visions just can’t be turned into pumpkins, and they’re all I got, besides you.”

THE FARMER’s squint deepens. “Say Martha,” he says, turning to her, taking her small hands in his large, calloused grip. “What about the unholy terror that haunts your dreams, the sightless, staring, malformed orange baby head that floats on a sea of blood?”

"Oh Bob," Martha says, tears beginning to brim over, "will I ever be free? I know people talk-"

"No, Martha," he says, "I’ll grow your terror for you. I’ll grow it all year. I’ll- I’ll make a mold! You can sculpt it, remember how you used to-"

"Oh Bob, what then? I don’t think I-"

"And then we show them, Martha." A strange light seems to glow from within THE FARMER’s deep-set eyes. "We show them ALL."

Oct
1:55am

  
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24 hour slouchin

Oct
7:50am

  
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Fan fiction gives women and other marginalised groups the chance to subvert the mainstream perspective, to fracture a story and recast it in their own way. It’s not for the benefit of middle-aged men with a vast audience and little understanding of the form.
Oct
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I think that every choice is political. When you decide that a woman can be a character of her own and not have to fall in love with the f***ing guy, that’s a political choice. When you choose that they can speak in their own language and be subtitled, that’s a political choice. I think it’s very important for us to understand that we are all — the whole world — in the same robot. It’s this f***ing planet. No matter who you are, what you like to do, whatever your race or whatever your religion, we’re all human. And I think it’s really great to make a movie that celebrates that diversity.

Q: I really appreciate the fact that you have non-American actors speaking their native languages, instead of making it seem like everyone in the world speaks English like it usually is in most Hollywood movies. Why is Hollywood so allergic to subtitles? Interview in Today Online with Guillermo del Toro, 11/07/2013

BAAAHHHH WHY IS HE SO GREAT

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Oct
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  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes
Oct
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glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

Oct
5:53am

  
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gri-clover:

SOULMATE

I am absolutely sure of this, believe me

I am absolutely sure that you are my soul mate.

Oct
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jainz:

Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.