feel my sting
drip drip dripping
















Middle-earth's very first, very own zombie hunter!
I once met Bilbo Baggins and I dublicated his letter-opener with a Geminio spell. It glows blue when zombies are near.

Should you DCide to follow me on my (un)expected journeys through the lands of the internets you shall MARVEL at my glorious multishipping, multi-fandom tendencies. So buckle up, Legolas! Winter is coming. And I'm still out camping in Beacon Hills' woods.
Also butts.
And boobs.

Hi, I'm Cari.
Jul
12:58am

  
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Sometimes,
I feel like ripping apart my skin,
and searching for a reason for why
I feel this empty.
Maybe my veins are tangled,
or something is lodged
in my ribcage.
Because it feels like
something inside of me is
missing or broken.
Unknown (via lexophil)  
Jul
10:06pm

  
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ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

Jul
8:10pm

  
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coeykuhn:

Older piece from forever ago for Slime book. Sad I missed out on the last monster anthology, maybe next time <3 Really enjoy entering themed books.
Candle wax slime <3
-COEY!
___

Jul
7:12pm

  
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pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

Jul
6:57pm

  
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I don’t want to go so far as to say that only a white writer would think to have Sam Wilson become Captain America, because that’s not the case. I do, however, think that only a writer who isn’t trying hard enough would come up with that already-been-done story. More important, I think only a writer caught up in existing racial ideologies would think it is a good idea that a black man assumes the identity of a white man, as if that is the pinnacle of identity.

Let me be clear, so there is no misunderstanding, any writer working in comics could have come up with the idea of Falcon taking over for Captain America. It is a no-brainer. What is troubling to me—and is something that I’ve talked about before—is that in his forty-plus year history, Falcon has no truly defining story. Even the best Falcon stories are either mediocre or forgettable, and now, after all this time, the character gets to do something memorable by taking over the job of a white guy. This is the real reason why Marvel’s Diversity & Representation 2014 initiative is such a joke. It is all superficial (not to mention temporary), and it only perpetuates the notion that in order for people of color and women to achieve greatness, they must literally fill the shoes of a white man. Gimme a break.
Jul
4:16pm

  
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"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
"What?! Oh, no, that’s a symbol.This is a symbol. For you slicing his throat. It’s a general expression for you killing somebody!" (X)

Jul
12:29pm

  
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charlielucky:

more interesting alternatives to the typical ~sexy suave evil gentlemen~ vampires:

  • vampires who use their shape shifting/magical glamor abilities to explore gender identity/presentation/protect themselves from societal norms that could be harmful or get in their way
Jul
11:31am

  
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I knew [In The Flesh] was a beautiful, beautiful, original script. Beautifully written and it was very original and different from anything else., I knew that. But I didn’t quite expect the following it would gain around the world and stuff. That’s totally mad and really exciting.

Jul
10:34am

  
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Graham no. No Graham no. No stop this. Stop this Graham why are you in this movie. No Graham please no stop.
literally me watching the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. (via buckyoubucky)  
Jul
9:36am

  
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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

Jul
7:41am

  
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iguanamouth:

together at last

Jul
6:43am

  
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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Jul
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labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Jul
4:48am

  
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black-nata:

blink182andbeyond:

black-nata:

marvel is like the grandma that always gives you $100 when you ask for ten and fills up your plate with seconds even though you’re full.

and DC is like that one uncle who’s always an asshole but you keep inviting over for dinner hoping that things will be better this time but they never are.

OH MY GOD WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT WARNER BROTHERS IS THE ONE CAUSING THIS, DC IS STILL COMING OUT WITH AMAZING COMICS, THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT COMES OUT IN THEATERS

oh.

poor DC.

poor “hey-guys-whoever-draws-harley-quinn-committing-suicide-in-a-sexy-way-wins-a-prize” DC. poor “let’s-fire-our-top-female-writer-for-speaking-out-against-sexualized-violence-in-our-comics-and-replace-her-with-a-renowned-homophobe” DC. poor “we-don’t-publish-comics-for-kids-but-for-middle-aged-white-guys” DC. wow. clearly warner is the problem here. it’s not like there’s a website that lists every atrocity DC has commited on a daily basis. i was so wrong. forgive me, DC. you are innocent. let us absolve you.

Jul
3:50am

  
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Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x