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Middle-earth's very first, very own zombie hunter!
I once met Bilbo Baggins and I dublicated his letter-opener with a Geminio spell. It glows blue when zombies are near.

Should you DCide to follow me on my (un)expected journeys through the lands of the internets you shall MARVEL at my glorious multishipping, multi-fandom tendencies. So buckle up, Legolas! Winter is coming. And I'm still out camping in Beacon Hills' woods.
Also butts.
And boobs.

Hi, I'm Cari.
Sep
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arbor-viridanus:

onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.

… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

why this

Sep
4:19pm

  
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Dylan catching a fly.

Sep
3:21pm

  
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Help me, I’m holding on for dear life. 

Sep
2:24pm

  
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wellheyproductions:

deducecanoe:

draftmare:

Now this is a horse. He stands 19 hands high and currently is the Percheron supreme world champion! by lisa sulaiman on Flickr.

This horse is not a real horse. it is made up of seventeen tinier horses in a horse costume.

This is not a real horse. it is made up of five regular sized horses that have joined forces to become EquesaTron, Defender of The Plains

Sep
1:26pm

  
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Sep
12:29pm

  
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jaydenthorne:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AM I DEALING WITH HERE?

Sep
11:31am

  
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"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]

Sep
10:33am

  
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Avatar: The Last Airbender + text posts (aka following the trend that you’ve probably seen all over tumblr) [part 2 here]

[Credit for screenshots here]

#atla
Sep
9:36am

  
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Sep
8:38am

  
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worldofdoubt:

ayoutuberobsession:

he looks so happy!


Me

Sep
7:41am

  
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"One of the best lessons I ever learnt in life was from a girlfriend of mine who pointed out that if you wear make-up all the time, you lose the ability to wow when you do." -Hayley Atwell

Sep
6:43am

  
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fuzzie-peach:

Still, to think that such a fabled, erudite student would be gay…

i like how Tamaki’s just like “oh you’re gay? Hale yea lets do this what u like bro we got ‘em all”

Sep
5:45am

  
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literalspoon:

kingkitsu:

gravitationaltimothy:

Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to

IM CRyinv

I can feel your hand

Sep
4:48am

  
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Sep
3:50am

  
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smalllindsay:

itscarororo:

oolongearlgrey:

everydaycomics:

HANDS!!! sorry for my bad hand writing

The point I’m trying to drive home, is that draw things the way that best suits you.  How-to-books had me all mixed up in my teen years, but then I decided to break the rules and do things my way.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 

useful

This just made my brain light up in a good way.